Sunday, December 20, 2009

What do you do if you run out of underwear and dont want to go to the laundry to wash the dirty ones?

buy new onesWhat do you do if you run out of underwear and dont want to go to the laundry to wash the dirty ones?
Go commando, or wear a dhoti.What do you do if you run out of underwear and dont want to go to the laundry to wash the dirty ones?
go to the store and buy some clean ones. Or, break out the woolite, wash and then dry with your hairdryer.
like tom petty says ';free ballin';
turn them inside out.
Go commando
give me a breal!





wash them out by hand and dry outside or inside. i have ironed clothes that are still damp. wear them damp if they will dry by the time you get to work!
Are you sure this shouldn't be in jokes and riddles dude?


Do you have any dishwash liquid? or shampoo? or handsoap? or anything that resembles a cleaning product in your house?


If the answer is yes, place 1 or more pair of underwear into the bathroom sink, plug the hole in the bottom of the sink first, pour ,squirt,or spray some of the cleaning product onto the pairs of underwear, turn on the hot water faucet and let the water cover the underwear and cleaning product. Stop. Wait a few minutes, less than 5, more than 2, take your hand or, if your are afraid of the cleaning product touching your hands, use the handle from a plunger, or perhaps your shoe to swish the underwear around in the soapy water. Stop. Wait a little while, longer than 10 minutes, less than 15 minutes, once more use the swishing tool you have choosen, and swish, swish, those undies around and around. This should produce a underwear that if it isn't completely free of dirt and other yucky substances will at least not create an odor that will clear the room you walk into. After this has been completed you then unplug the hole in the bottom of the sink and turn on a mixture of water that is 1/2 cold and 1/2 hot to create WARM water.Stop. Take your hands and pick up the now sort of clean unders, place them under the water flow one pair at a time rinsing the soap from the fabric and then wringing out the excess water before holding them over the floor. Stop. Look for a clean towel, and if you find one place the underwear onto the surface of the towel, and roll it up. Stop. Next you will wring the towel to remove more excess water and then you will remove the undies and depending on how soon you are to wear them, hang them on the shower curtain bar, or on a clotheshanger, and then over the shower head or take you blow dryer and sit down on the potty and make use of this newly invented clothes dryer for lazy butts who run out of underwear and won't go to the laundromat!


Or you could take them to your mom's with you tomorrow and pay your little sisiter a buck to wash them in the washer there
Don't wear ANY, or wash them in the sink/tub, and hang them to dry.





Ta-da!
I go commando if it is my day off from work. Otherwise I will run to Walmart to get a pair for work.
febreeze 'em
go to the store or dont wear any at all or just get off your butt and stop being lazy and go wash some underwear
Free Style baby! Let the balls roll!
Wash a couple pair in the sink before you go to bed and they will dry overnight.
Take them to your Mum's house.
I aint never herd of why ya鈥檒l woold ever run out of dem dar underwear! I gots mine on fer what 6 or 7 days now!


Just go down dar n- warsh鈥檈m in the crick, just watch for dem critters!


I ***** unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn


country!
Don't wear any.
go commando or go to the dollar/99cent store for some more.
turn them inside out
Borrow from friend! Ewww, gross, J/K. Either do what these people have said and go commando or buy some new ones. Eventually you're going to have to get off your lazy @ss though and wash them, won't take but a minute to turn on the machine and throw them in.
cause im free ,free ballen
Wash them in the sink, and hang to dry. TRUTH
wal-mart!
Wear them inside/out LOL
go around butt naked..





:P
Go to the nearest Supermarket or Convenience store and buy a dozen of Disposable Underwear.
TURN THEM INSIDE OUT AND SPRAY THEM WITH COLONGE
I know the answer to this one!!! You turn the pair you are wearing inside out. Then they'd be clean and you wouldn't have to worry about buying new underwear or washing them. I solved your problem. YAY!!
Take'em outside and hose'em down.
buy new ones?
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